Hello Good Morning Internet: I hope the new jobs plan involves more poop factories.
This needs to be Wiley’s costume

I’ve installed system wide shutdown in my house every time the ad comes on. I see two seconds of it, then my electricity shuts off and I go into my panic room for three minutes. (With my endless supply of magazine pornography.)
‘Hi, I’m Sarah Mclachlan and I’m about to ruin your whole day.’
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Agreed.







